Started by Ben & Mark (On Left)...

... The FOGs (Fast Old Gits) are a bunch of mature sportsbikers who "lean it & pin it" on the roads of the United Arab Emirates every weekend.

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Ode to a FOG

By Sue Clegg

To become a FOG, a Fast Ole Git!
Means despite the heat you don your kit,
Gay pants, gaffer tape, gloves and lid
Come each Friday you’re like a big kid

Up before dawn; put your bike in gear
Driving the mountains, through the sunlight you peer
Press play on the camera and record the day
Watch out for those camels….get out of the way

We roar through the hills where goats eat grass
and lazy policemen parked on the pass
Keep the route secret or plod will get tough
“tell ‘em nowt they know enough”

Twisties and bends, Kalba and Hatta
Now head for home and loads of bike chatta
Did you see me… see what I did
I took that wide…. And I did a big skid

Now download the footage and make DVD’s
Lets watch it again, ‘cos everyone’s pleased
So the day is all over and it’s back to the grind
But with next Friday looming ……
we really don’t mind!


Thanks for the top rhyme Sue and
for putting up with the bike chatta!




FOGs! If you want to email me your pics, click on this link, and I'll do it for you!
Mark (CBR1KRR)